Playback speed×Share postShare post at current timeShare from 0:000:00/A Bucket of Foot PatrolSimon AndersonOct 13, 2026SharePolice regularly brag about the increased amount of foot patrols. Their statistics include constables waddling into and out of fast food restaurants.Discussion about this videoCommentsRestacksSimon’s Substack PodcastThe Bemused Ramblings of the Dickhead with a CameraThe Bemused Ramblings of the Dickhead with a CameraSubscribeListen onSubstack AppRSS FeedAppears in episodeSimon AndersonRecent EpisodesJames Christmas Annihilated by Social Media3 hrs ago • Simon AndersonMaori Fatigue - Willie JacksonOct 12 • Simon AndersonArdern Endorses HipkinsOct 11 • Simon AndersonNZ First Listened to Grassroots KiwisOct 11 • Simon AndersonFinance Minister is too Important to Give to Incompetents and IdeologuesOct 10 • Simon AndersonForeign Extremists Infiltrate Western Societies Through the Green PartiesOct 10 • Simon AndersonMaori Fatigue - Marama DavidsonOct 9 • Simon Anderson