Ab Astra, ad Terra

How Judith Collins Ended the World

DEI Queen Judith Collins has outdone herself. Dissatisfied with merely dismantling NZ's democracy today she became a genuine threat to Human civilisation.

Here's how Mrs. Collins is Going to End the World.

In celestial mechanics the theory of an ablation cascade in Earth orbit emerged during the 1970s. It's called the Kessler Syndrome and every space-faring nation is awfully keen to avoid it.

Space debris moves very fast, about 30,000 km/h. For reference a rifle bullet travels at about 1 kilometre per second. Space debris travels at 8. You only need a teeny tiny piece of it to put giant fuck-off holes in other things.

It's such a threat to launch vehicles Roscosmos and NASA devote huge resource to tracking debris, anything larger than a centimetre in diameter, and have done for decades. But the threat is actually greater: cascade.

You see debris that obliterates a vehicle creates more debris from that vehicle. The additional debris travels in unpredictable and -crucially- untracked directions, obliterating other vehicles and amplifying the effect. According to Kessler the ablation cascade would take several hours to complete -days at the most- and create so much debris it would prevent anything leaving Earth atmosphere for centuries.

Judith Collins is just the politician to do it. Last year she celebrated the sinking of the HMNZS Manawanui by DEI Commander Lesbian not as a military catastrophe but as a Triumph of Diversity.

When has abject failure and utter incompetence ever dissuaded a Cultural Marxist? Today Mrs. Collins opened the ominously-named Te Mana Whakahaere Tuarangi o Te Matua Ono Tekau ma Rua (whatever that means) to run New Zealand's space operations. Not content with the $200 million Navy boat sitting at the bottom of a lagoon in Samoa Mrs. Collins gifted the thicket of queers, misfits, cretins and they/thems in this picture hundreds of millions more.

And a launch capability.

Ab astra, ad terra.

-SRA. Auckland, 4/vii 2025.